XXXL T-shirt


FUBU, Tommy Hilfiger, Boy London--it does not matter what brand. Just find the largest they have in stock and you're good to go!



Chaleko


Kelangan syempre loose din. Any color will do, either in plain black or 90s colors.



Chained Wallet

If you've been hard-pressed to find a reason to use that chained wallet you couldn't get rid of, well this is it! Bonus points if velcro yung wallet mo.


Elephant pants



Kailangan yung tipong pwedeng pang-walis ng sahig sa luwag. Belts are optional, just make sure you have decent boxers underneath.


Timberland


Kailangan ganyang kulay. And don't forget the jewelry. Just make sure you clean them first to avoid tetanus.


Is there anything we missed?