XXXL T-shirt
FUBU, Tommy Hilfiger, Boy London--it does not matter what brand. Just find the largest they have in stock and you're good to go!
Chaleko
Kelangan syempre loose din. Any color will do, either in plain black or 90s colors.
Chained Wallet
If you've been hard-pressed to find a reason to use that chained wallet you couldn't get rid of, well this is it! Bonus points if velcro yung wallet mo.
Elephant pants
Kailangan yung tipong pwedeng pang-walis ng sahig sa luwag. Belts are optional, just make sure you have decent boxers underneath.
Timberland
Kailangan ganyang kulay. And don't forget the jewelry. Just make sure you clean them first to avoid tetanus.
Is there anything we missed?