Jollibee




A Jolly hotdog cause it’s not actually meat. We kid, of course—we’d reach for the Tuna Pie and its associated wait time.


McDonald's




The Filet-O-Fish patiently waits for its time to shine every Lent, maybe that’s why it tastes like it’s been sitting on the counter for a while, too. Again, we’re just playing McD, this Fish & Fries variation is also a neat snack.


KFC




We can have…coleslaw. Anyway, here’s a picture of a Double Down.


Chowking




Sweet and Sour Fish isn’t a dish for everyone but this is the most legit ulam-and-rice meal of all. Bonus because you can have kropeck as a side dish.



Greenwich




Tuna Lasagna is nice, creamy, and doesn’t feel all that pilit for Easter either. And since Greenwich is a pizza place, we have to pick a flavor, too—you may think a veggie pizza would be on the list but nah, we’d rather go for Extreme Cheese Overload if we cant have a meat-stuffed pie.


Main photo from Chowking