TO THE SQUATTERS WHO LIVED IN JASMINE CURTIS SMITH’S CONDO UNIT: LUPET N’YO!

Don’t know how you did it, but you did! How you pulled off living rent-free in someone else’s condo unit—and a celebrity at that—without the owner knowing it is a skill no one should learn, but it takes solid guts and kapalmuks to execute the plan. Jasmine Curtis Smith said you were strangers in her IG post relating the situation, but we bet you knew her. If you didn’t then much as we despise your stunt, we salute your double kapalmuks! Jasmine is moving on from the ordeal with not a lot of bitterness, and good for her. We’re thinking, if you happen to be a guy and you had had the foresight of taking care of the unit you squatted in (instead of trashing it), maybe you could have ended up in Jasmine’s good graces and who knows what happens next! Anyhow Jasmine, what happened to you sounds like a good plot for a new movie!