THERE’S A PREMIERE VIXEN WORKING IN THE HALLS OF CONGRESS—IT’S ANNA PATRICIA!
BY DIO BRANDO
PHOTOGRAPHY BY SOCIAL MEDIA PHOTOS
As taxpaying citizens of this country, we call on our Congressmen to behave and do their jobs properly whenever they’re in the presence of Anna Patricia, a 2019 Premiere Vixen who now works in your hallowed halls as a Political Affairs Assistant. Mga ser, you country needs you in these trying times, pero importante na mag-focus kayo! Alam naming hindi madali lalo na kung ganito makikita niyo:
Siguro naman mas mapapabilis ang paggawa ng batas nito!
Maybe absenteeism in the session hall will be minimized!
A lot more sensible bills will be passed!
Congressmen will be inspired to do their best job!
Public funds will be disbursed fairly!
Yun lang, baka mas maraming magpasikat sa debate pag nandun si Anna!