RIDE HIGH OR MOUNTAIN BIKE CHAMP ARIANA DORMITORIO WILL SERVE YOU TRAIL DUST!

That’s how astig Ariana is riding her MTB. Get these accolades: three-time Philippine MTB National Champ and two-time Asia MTB Overall Champ. So what this means is she probably doesn’t give a hoot if you got a half-a-million-peso mountain bike but don’t know how to play with it, or worse, don’t even want it to get dirty. It’s a mountain bike, bro, it’s supposed to get dirty! If you want to get into Ariana’s good graces, then you should at least learn to have fun and ride that bike with her. But if you think your bike is too valuable, then it’s also perfectly alright to just fan-boy over her, like what we’re doing right now!