1. He has selective hearing


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Like 99 percent of other millennials, the number one enemy  of James Reid's attention span is his phone. "He's always on his phone. I'll ask him a question and after, like, 15 seconds in, he'll say, "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't catch anything you just said," Lauren says.



2. He takes all of my hats and caps


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Annoying as it is to have your little brother steal your clothes, we can't really blame him since Lauren is a pretty fashionable gal. "I get all the ones that fit my head nicely. Before he liked the ones that just sat on top of his head but now he's transitioned into the more fitted ones so he takes all of mine," Lauren shares. If Lauren was our sister, we'd probably "borrow" some of her stuff as well.


3. He loses everything


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"He loses his house keys, his wallet, his phone. He loses literally everything. In case you're reading, James, you know this to be true!" Lauren says. The guy should probably pray to St. Anthony.


4. He doesn't clip his toenails


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"He doesn't do it until someone tells him to. Now he just asks Nadine to do it. Actually, Jack doesn't either. Even my dad doesn't. Why don't the men in my family cut their toe nails?! I own a darn nail spa so you best believe that my toenails are on fleek!" Lauren proclaims. We can vouch for Lauren, her nails are pretty on fleek. We think Lauren should introduce James to the fine art of foot spa-ing because damn, it's the best thing ever. Foot spas will change your life, bro.


5. He's a really good cook... who doesn't cook

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"He was even an apprentice cook before but now he stopped cooking, which kind of sucks. But he can cook a bomb meal when he tries. He makes an amazing Crème brûlée; his desserts are the boooomb," Lauren raves. We couldn't even make it to five "negative" things. We have to admit the guy's pretty likable just from how Lauren talks about him.