TODAY’S MAJOR CRUSH: TRICIA ANNE SINGSON

You might have heard of the local wisdom on the art of panliligaw or wooing: it’s not really the girl you fancy you should be wooing, ang dapat na nililigawan is her mom. Well, we’re going to have to deviate from conventional wisdom if we expect to be in the good graces of our crush for today, Tricia Anne Singson—ang dapat na ligawan namin is her dad. There is absolutely no question that Tricia is major crush material, and it’s a no-brainer that we’d do everything for her to notice us, but we’re going to have to do the same effort with her dad. It’s very, very important that we get the go-ahead of her dad, because dad happens to be Mr. Chavit Singson! And you don’t want to be on the wrong side of the fence with sir Chavit, hell no! Sir Singson magandang araw po!