TODAY’S MAJOR CRUSH: JULIANE PATENIA

We pride ourselves in being able to appreciate beautiful women in all their diversity. AO’s skill is in identifying what it is that makes a woman beautiful both inside and out, often just by looking and studying their pictures. That said, we also confess to two biases that automatically make a woman our major crush once we notice that they have them: if they are chinita and—yes, we shamelessly admit to this—if they wear braces! We don’t know why but we just go head over heels over women who possess these two things. And this makes Fil-Aussie darling Juliane Patenia an automatic major crush! Her cuteness levels shoot up a thousand fold because she is chinita and she wears braces! Love, love, love!