Premium rush!
Those arms and legs can go on forever!
We will never win in a staring contest with Sam!
We hope we're worthy enough to get at least a notice!
Our fave cosplay girl!
The model types—otherwise known as the beautiful ones, the unreachables, the women far beyond our grasp. At least that’s how us regulars see them, and only from a distance, because it’s as though they’re in the VIP section and we’re just in General Admission! That is why when we declare a crush on such a type—like the apple of our eye today, Sam Aguilar—we do so with a little bit of shyness. We’re not worthy is what our minds say! But Sam Aguilar is just too beautiful we have to at least make it known to her! Sam is the finest specimen of woman we have seen in a while: her sinuous, well-defined face; those legs that go on for days!; a bone structure clothes designers dream of—Sam is all of that! She’s not just a crush, she’s a premium crush!