TODAY’S MAJOR CRUSH: ZAI EBIDO

We are not worthy of Zai Ebido’s attention! We mean, we may have the personality and all—or to put it more bluntly, mabait naman kami!—but with a body such as ours, rendered weak and uninspiring by all the hours we spend just sitting watching Netflix and playing Mobile Legends (because, hey, stay home to stay safe!), we are just not up to standards with Zai, who is 2020’s winner of the Century Tuna Superbods. There is very good reason why she ended up victorious, as you can see here, and this is not possible if Zai didn’t focus on taking care of herself. We can only crush from afar, but we promise to work out soon to be worthy of a woman as body beautiful as Zai!