ZOWIE PALLIAER, WE ARE HERE FOR YOU PAG PINAIYAK KA NI BISAYANG HILAW

Yes, Zowie, we mean it. Sure, we understand why you fell for YouTuber Carson “Bisayang Hilaw” Moody when you were just vlogging together: you’re both adventurists who wanted to embrace everything there is to love about the Philippines. You both love the outdoors and your personalities do seem compatible. But iba pa ring magmahal ang purong Pinoy. Not to be xenophobic or anything—we just want to say that pag pinaluha ka niyang Bisayang Hilaw na yan, nandito lang kami para sa’yo. We will be your shoulder to cry on. We’ll show you what true love is like. At lagot yang si Caloy sa amin!